I keep smelling the sickening smell of maple syrup and brown sugar. I have the feeling that it just might be the old crusty bowls of oatmeal that I ate and shoved into one of my desk drawers without rinsing. I totally meant to take them home before vacation, but I forgot. Out of sight, out of mind - I should have never put them in that drawer. I have to take them home tonight; otherwise, that smell is going to give me a migraine. I am glad that to everyone else, it probably just smells like body spray or a candle...but to me, it smells like migraine.
I am getting closer and closer to stepping out the door and going for a jog. I have been walking a good bit lately. I am going to keep walking until I start jogging. And then, I am going to stop eating until I get skinny. Or, maybe, I'll just eat healthy for a change.
Crap. I have Psychology tonight. Yuck.
You know, I just want to feel sexy for a change. I want to feel attractive and delicious and confident. I will add that to my list of goals.
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Whenever I want to feel sexy, I take two slices of baloney and put one on each asscheek... wait, no, that's when I want to feel silly.
What's sexy again?
Oh my God! That was hilarious.
You are such a goofball!
I'm glad you told me it was silly instead of sexy before I actually tried it!
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