I am going to title all the days that I have a migraine from now on with "migraine". I'd like to keep up with the frequency. I woke up with a horrible migraine, and I have been trying to trudge on like a big girl. I am at work, and it is finally starting to let up a bit. I took a lot of OTC meds, so either I should be dead, or the migraine should be easing up. I am glad it is the latter.
I am also cramping, so you guys that read this should consider yourself lucky that I am not going to title my blog "bleeding" every time I start my period. I love to talk about periods in front of men. Making them uncomfortable and grossed out for that single moment, gives me the greatest sense of satisfaction. Don't know why. Maybe, it has something to do with the fact that men don't bleed EVERY MONTH out of their penis, while feeling like they have been kicked in the balls repeatedly for a couple of days! Yes. That is probably why.
So, now that I have conjured up a lovely picture of myself today, I will end with this...
Ouch.
2 comments:
Wow, that's a 1-2 combo. Do you know your triggers? Your cycle could be one, I know it's one for my STBX, as is basically anything that can be spelled with letters.
In honor of your consideration of us male readers, I won't list my malladies in my post titles either. Which means I better go back and rename "Aching Balls" and "Karate-Chopped Penis".
Yep. Same here...basically anything and everything can be a trigger for mine. Smells, light, weather, too much sleep, not enough sleep, skipping meals, too much caffeine, too little caffeine - I could go on forever...
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