Monday, June 4, 2007

Somebody Slap Me

Geez. Would somebody slap me please!???
I just can't snap out of this funk. I took a xanax in hopes of feeling better, but now I just feel blah, and sleepy. I need to study! I need to snap out of it!

Maybe, I just need a good spanking.

I told my husband yesterday that I thought hypnosis wasn't real, and that I didn't think I could be hypnotized. He told me that he thought that I could be hypnotized very easily, because I am easily manipulated by suggestion. He told me that I am a follower, not a leader...

I think he confuses my submissive nature with weakness...a lot of men probably do.

My daughter bought me the book - The Secret. I am going to start reading it tonight between studying biology and taking sips of Sherry. I might even smoke a couple of cigarettes. Can someone please lead me in the right direction? Without a great and mighty leader, I might not be able to function this evening.

2 comments:

furiousBall said...

I like the idea of being a leader for a person that needs spanking. If you can I'd go more the exercise route than medication. I'm on a small daily dose of Lexapro and it keeps me even, but when I can ride or run every day, I feel more whole.

For me, I grow a beard or facial hair to remind me to focus on what's important, it's like a string on the finger. So grow a beard.

Indie Blue said...

I agree with the exercise thing. I used to jog, and run 5ks & 10ks, and wow, my stress level was a lot lower then. I am about to get my skate on...I just have to make myself do it.

I can't grow a beard, but I do have this one white hair that keeps growing from underneath my chin...maybe, I should stop plucking it.